My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
Tumblr was invented just for this pun.
I shouldn’t be laughing as much as I am.
i hate when people are assholes to you, and then like two hours later they’re all nice and act like nothing has happened.
like fuck you, i will piss on your bed.
when people say “present” instead of “here” during attendance
